The Good manners of a male penis:
1 - Courteous - It stands before performing
2 - Emotional -It cries during the performance
3 - Polite - It bows down after the performance!
Four animals found inside a woman's panty: Pussy, hare, ass, an occasional cock
What is the difference between a chicken and a baby? A chicken is the result of a patiently sitting hen while a baby is the result of an impatiently standing cock!
I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land.'
Professor: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
STUDENT: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
TEACHER: Why did you bring your cat to the school?
BOY: Because I feel sorry for her.
TEACHER: Why?
BOY: Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, "Tonight I'm gonna eat your pussy!"
Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Allison and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Ben said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
10% of the women had sex within the first hour of their first date.
20% of the men had sex in a non-traditional place.
36% of the women favour nudity.
45% of the women prefer dark men with blue eyes.
46% of the women experienced anal sex.
70% of the women prefer sex in the morning.
80% of the men have never experienced homosexual relations.
90% of the women would like to have sex in the forest.
99% of the women have never experienced sex in the office.
Conclusion:
Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day.
Moral:
Do not stay late in the office. Nothing good will ever come of it!
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