Daughter: "Mummy, that man gave me 10rf to climb that tree."
Mother: "Stupid! He wanted to see your panty."
Daughter: "I'm clever. i didn't wear any of them."
A baby dog asks a mama dog: How papa looks like.
Mama dog said, "your dad came from behind. I didn't have the chance to see its face.. carefully!"
A husband was stung by a bee on his penis and it became swollen. His wife prayed, "O god! May you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is"
A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother goes to visit. When she knocks on the door, she is shocked to see her daughter open it naked.
What are you doing? she asks. Mom, its my LOVE dress!! Dont you like it? Ill come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over replies the mom. When she goes back, she is shocked when once again her daughter is naked. Now what are you doing? Mom, its my LOVE dress. It keeps the marriage spicy!
Later that night the mom decides to try it for herself. When her husband comes home, he gives the same reaction: Honey, what are you doing? she give him the same answer her daughter gave her, Its my LOVE dress! What do you think of it? Her husband thinks long and hard and says, I think you should have ironed it.
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman...."What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.
The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."
Once George Bush visited an elementary school to talk to a group of 3rd graders. He said to them, "Today we are going to discuss the difference between a tragedy, a great loss and an accident".
Then he said, "Can anyone give me an example of a tragedy?"
A little boy raises his hand and says, "If a kid runs out in the street after a ball and gets hit by a car."
Bush says, "No, that would be an accident. Can anyone else try?"
A little girl raises her hand and says, "If a busload of kids drove off a cliff."
Bush says, "No, that would be a great loss. Come on, anyone else?"
A boy raises his hand and says and says, "If you and Mrs. Bush was on a plane and it blew up."
Then Bush says, "Well, Yes, but can you tell me why it would be considered a tragedy?"
And the little boy says, "Well, it wouldn't have been an accident, and it sure as heck wouldn't have been a great loss."
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