Pinocchio talks to Gepetto:
- Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls.
- You know, my son, I didn't care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it.
After some time, Gepetto asks Pinocchio:
- Well, did you resolve the problem with the girls?
- Daddy, since I got the sandpaper who needs the girls anymore.
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a
woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your
breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as
your elbow, I'm in room 1221."
A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed using radar and photographed his car's license plate. He later received in the mail a ticket for $40, and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. Several days later, he received a letter from the police department that contained another picture.... of handcuffs.
Surprised while burgling a house in Antwerp, Belgium, a thief fled out the back door, clambered over a nine-foot wall, dropped down and found himself in the city prison.
A Couple was pumping hard in the bed.
MAN: Spread your legs wider honey...wider....wider!
GIRL: Are you trying to get your balls in?
MAN: Nooo, trying to get them out.
GIRL: Ouch, its tight
BOY: Don't worry love, we'll do slowly
GIRL: Push it in
BOY: Aah, I can't
GIRL: Its painful
BOY: Forget it, let us get a new wedding ring
Penis & Balls argument!
Balls: Hey, U are very unfair! Everytime you go in you never bring us along, only you enjoy!
Penis: Eh, U think its fun? I keep vomiting!
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