Wife: If I sleep with ur best friend what will be the first thought to cross ur mind?
Husband: That u are a Lesbian!
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GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me..
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A man is like a toilet. he's either free, taken, unavailable, engaged, out of order, taking the piss or just full of sh*t.
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Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too. But if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
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Pls turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 3l0HSSV 0773H
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HELP: Cops are after a suspect who is smart, witty, sxc and good looking..so where you gonna hide ME?
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